The Black Out! Charlie Sheen Called Farrah Abraham A WHAT!! PHOTOS

Charlie Sheen is one person you do not want to get into a war of words with.

The Anger Management actor lashed at the Teen Mom porn star Farrah Abraham for leaking parts of their text messages which discussed working together to the media yesterday, calling her a “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua.”

    I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

    please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

    oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.

   “I definitely feel it’s an unfair comparison,” Farrah, 22, tells New Jersey’s Metropolis Nights magazine about comparisons to Kim, 32. “I have been very successful with other things in my life besides just being a reality TV star.”

    “I have books and other things going on in my life that outshine Kim Kardashian,” she says. “I feel I just outshine her when it comes to both our personal and professional lives. That’s why I don’t like being compared to her.”

    “We’re two really different people,” Farrah continues. “I don’t for see myself getting married more than once. I don’t see myself making the same choices that she has made. Good or bad, I just feel I’m going to be a smarter person.”

Farrah Abraham Says She Inked A $500,000 Deal For Strip Club Gig

Farrah Abraham has apparently turned her strip club "research" gig into a half-a-million-dollar payday.

The former "Teen Mom" star began working at Palazio Gentlemen's Club in Austin, Texas, about a month ago. She told E! News she was hired as a cocktail waitress and began dancing to make more money, but claimed it was all for research.

"It's job shadowing that I hope pays off. In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that's what I'm doing," she told E! News. "It's how I get the information to write my books and do my movies."

Now, Abraham claims she inked a $544,000 deal to dance as part of the club's Celebrity House Feature, which kicks off Aug. 22, according to RadarOnline.com. Customers who want to watch the 23-year-old perform will have to fork over $2,500 for an hour or $500 for 10 minutes.

“It benefits everybody,” BeBe Montgomery, manager of Palazio, told Radar. “It’s really fun ... I hired Farrah as a waitress about a month ago and then we talked about it. She decided to switch to dancing. And then we talked again and came to an agreement for six figures. We’re really happy and excited.”

Last year, Abraham invited a photographer to document her pole-dancing at a class in Austin following the release of her sex tape with porn star James Deen. At the time, HuffPost Celebrity noted a possible career move from porn to the stage for Abraham.